Thursday, April 12, 2007

#354: April 12, 2007

"Look, I'll make you a deal: just shut yer trap,
or else I'll shut it for you. How's that sound?
One way, you keep that dame across your lap;
the harder way's a hot date with the ground.

"What now, a heater? Second time today
some gunsel's thought the gat in his right hand's
the whole world by the tail. What can I say?
This type, a beatdown's all he understands.

"Here, gimme that! You're gonna hurt someone.
Now what to do, since Plan A just got scrapped?
Somebody's always giving me his gun.
Punk, you'll take it and like it when you're slapped!

"C'mon, let's see if Gutman comes across.
This'll put you in solid with your boss."


Sonnet Boy said...

A dramatic monologue combining a few of my favorite tough guy quotes from The Big Sleep and The Maltese Falcon.

I'm not very tall, but I, uh, try to be.

Capt. Eucalyptus said...

That's frickin' awesome Scott!