but something's got his Creature out of sorts.
He plays his PS3 the whole day long
and never bathes, not even after sports;
He eats five meals a day, as many snacks,
and watches TV like it was his job.
Ask him to clean his room, and he reacts
as if you were some crazed, torch-bearing mob!
Invites friends over without asking first,
throws parties that make matchsticks of the lab,
and when confronted, screams "Dad, you're the worst!
I never asked to be raised from the slab!"
"Oh horrors!" quoth the doc, "That kid of mine
has grown into a Teenage Frankenstein!"
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