Dust off the pumpkins, polish up the skulls,
and launder all the sheets the ghosts will wear.
Put new hardware on those guillotine pulls
and oil the swinging blade works. It's a scare
we're wanting to impart, so muss that hair!
Put on a fright wig, should it come to that.
String cotton webs around this evil lair,
and from the ceiling hang the vampire bat!
Make haste! In stores the managers are quick
to push us out before we've had our due.
Stuffed snowmen in September? Makes me sick!
To sentiments like that, well I say BOO!
I'll chomp blood capsules, paint my forehead green...
just one more month to go till Halloween!
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