Look on the planet Melmac and you'll find
a creature, unlike any you have seen,
that shoots destructive beams from its behind.
It's called the Wufflebump. Its fur is green.
On six thick, stumpy legs it treads the ground
in search of any unsuspecting prey.
Then, when it finds one, quickly spins around
and lets fly its hot, fearsome anal ray!
What unfortunate creatures are so cursed
as to receive the brunt of such a blast,
are burnt to smelly cinders, for the worst
of any planet's predators' repast--
a taste that Wufflebumps alone impart:
Irradiated kebabs, a la fart.